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Tyreek Hill of the Kansas City Chiefs dominates two Budweiser tallboys Stone Cold Steve Austin style while watching the NHL All-Star Game in Las Vegas.
If ever there was a reason the NFL’s Pro Bowl and NHL All-Star Game were to be held the same weekend each year in Las Vegas, look no further than how Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Tyreek Hill is having fun.
This Georgia boy may know as much about hockey as Sir Charles Barkley, but that does not mean he does not know how to feel good. With the power of two Budweiser tallboys, Hill made his best Stone Cold Steve Austin imitation by crushing these brews like a WWE champion. Were there spills? Oh god, yes. But was this attempt at beer spout unforgettable? Time will tell.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas …
Chiefs WR Tyreek Hill makes Stone Cold beer spout at NHL All-Star Game
The only way it could have been better is if he blew the tall Bud Heavy boy out of his mouth on a Nashvillian catfish off Broadway. It may be more in Taylor Lewan’s orbit, but imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Now that the soapy water has evaporated from Hill’s face, let’s discuss the domestic brews that key members of the Chiefs football franchise prefer.
We know quarterback Patrick Mahomes is a Silver Bullet man. He crushes Coors Light on top of victory parade floats, as if he crashed with a mixer at Delta Chi back in Lubbock. As for Chris Jones, he’s a Michelob man, in fact an Ultra guy. He likes to put it all over his face like Hill, but he likes to save those calories, just like he saves those sacks for the regular season and not the AFC playoffs.
While Mahomes may want to see his mountains turn blue and Jones wants to keep it bright, there is simply no doubt about what Hill Hill’s Cheetah does: He runs on diesel, honey!